The Real Hauswife I'm Melissa, a real hauswife of Orange County. My husband's name is Hau, therefore, I'm Hau's wife (get it?!) Our little family includes our yorkie Juicy and a recent new addition baby Ethan.

I went from a Las Vegas party girl in my mid-twenties to a suburban housewife in Orange County. And I haven't looked back since!
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  1. Mother’s Day 2013

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  3. The baby slept for almost 4 hours straight tonight. Hau woke him up to find a destroyed diaper. Yes, it was actually in shreds. I didn’t witness it since I was sleeping, but I saw the mass of poop left on his clothes.

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Still the coolest shoes on the block.
Keds sneakers, $40-$50, keds.com

Considering a pair of keds for my new mom shoes. Haven’t worn them since sophomore year of high school while on the dance team.
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    Still the coolest shoes on the block.

    Keds sneakers, $40-$50, keds.com

    Considering a pair of keds for my new mom shoes. Haven’t worn them since sophomore year of high school while on the dance team.

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  6. The baby is 10 weeks old today. His corrected age is 4 weeks. 8 lbs 10 oz, 20.5 inches long, 14.5 head circumference.

He’s started gurgling and cooing. He smiles when he’s full and falling asleep. He follows objects with his eyes/head. He doesn’t need head support when taking a bath because he finally fits in his tub. He usually cries if he’s really hungry, otherwise  he’s a happy baby.
  7. The baby is 10 weeks old today. His corrected age is 4 weeks. 8 lbs 10 oz, 20.5 inches long, 14.5 head circumference.

    He’s started gurgling and cooing. He smiles when he’s full and falling asleep. He follows objects with his eyes/head. He doesn’t need head support when taking a bath because he finally fits in his tub. He usually cries if he’s really hungry, otherwise he’s a happy baby.
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  8. Floor, counter tops and cabinet samples for our new house!
  9. Floor, counter tops and cabinet samples for our new house!

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  10. Car chaos while driving from Las Vegas back to irvine. At least we passed the desert and stopped in Victorville. The baby was hungry and Juicy had to potty.

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  11. 6 am this morning. He’s been up off and on since 4.
  12. 6 am this morning. He’s been up off and on since 4.

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  13. Someone had vaccinations today.
  14. Someone had vaccinations today.

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  15. This is what was happening in the car from Las Vegas to home.
  16. This is what was happening in the car from Las Vegas to home.

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  17. I just fed and changed Ethan in my lap in the back of my 328i sedan. Good thing he’s small. 

1 1/2 hours until we get home.
  18. I just fed and changed Ethan in my lap in the back of my 328i sedan. Good thing he’s small.

    1 1/2 hours until we get home.

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  19. Naked!9 weeks
  20. Naked!

    9 weeks
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  21. Still hungry!
  22. Still hungry!

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  23. “Mama, I’m so hungry!” Ethan is eating 4 oz now.
  24. “Mama, I’m so hungry!” Ethan is eating 4 oz now.

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  25. Absolute exhaustion

    I did not know what it is like to be exhausted until the baby came along. Ethan and the crazy dog, Juicy, are giving me the worst under eye bags.

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