The Real Hauswife I'm Melissa, a real hauswife of Orange County. My husband's name is Hau, therefore, I'm Hau's wife (get it?!) Our little family includes our yorkie Juicy and a recent new addition baby Ethan.

I went from a Las Vegas party girl in my mid-twenties to a suburban housewife in Orange County. And I haven't looked back since!
  1. I had to go to the bathroom for 30 seconds… I come back to this.
  2. I had to go to the bathroom for 30 seconds… I come back to this.

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  3. I stopped pumping 10 days ago. I feel fantastic! And Ethan doesn’t mind drinking cows milk.

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  4. Mama and baby allllll day long. 2 more days, I can do it.

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  5. Mama and baby allllll day long. 2 more days, I can do it.

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  6. Toilet paper

    • Hau: there's no toilet paper upstairs.
    • Me: did you look under the sink?
    • Hau: no.
    • Me: (kicking feet) ugh!
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  7. It was 93 degrees today, so it was time for baby’s first swim.

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  8. Practicing his bunny hop.

    Ethan got to eat fruit and ham for Easter. No chocolate!

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  9. A little bit of juicy.

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  10. Hau’s “harvest” of strawberries.
  11. Hau’s “harvest” of strawberries.

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  12. Evening walk.
    Ready for summer with a new pool!

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  13. Two more top teeth (5 & 6) are coming in.

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  14. Ethan giving hot pink the side eye at Walmart.
  15. Ethan giving hot pink the side eye at Walmart.

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